Booty Bonking Twins

Our Monday morning so far...

Samuel comes limping in my bedroom, holding his "private" area.

Mom: "What happened?"
Sam: "Sydney kicked me."
Mom: "In between your legs?"
Sam: "Yep."
Mom: "SYDNEY... come here please."
Syd: "Yes, Mom?"
Mom: "Did you kick Samuel in his private parts?"
Syd: "Well, he stuck his butt in my face."
Sam: (laughing) "It's true. I bonked her with my booty."

This hotel life is making us all a little crazy!